Tag Archives: audience: junior

  • Fast Five Review: The Boss Baby

    thebossbabyThe Boss Baby
    Animated | 2017

    Tim is perfectly fine being an only child, thank you very much. His parents work hard as the marketing managers at Puppy Co, makers of the cutest puppies in the world, but they somehow always have time for Tim. That’s until one day, Tim’s baby brother arrives – a baby dressed in a suit, with a briefcase by his side. Suddenly, Tim’s not the centre of his parents’ universe any more. But when Tim learns that the evil CEO of Puppy Co is hatching a plan to put Baby Corps, the celestial factory where babies are made, out of business, he must team up with The Boss Baby to save the day. 

    1) Did you like it?

    I really wanted to – after all, this is a Dreamworks film: the people who brought us classics like Shrek and Madagascar and How to Train Your Dragon. Which is why it bugs me to say – no, I really didn’t like this film.

    2) Why?

    I know, right? A cute baby! In a suit! Voiced by Alec Baldwin! What’s not to like? Unfortunately, the answer to that question is “pretty much everything else”. This whole film is constructed on a really flimsy premise, with a bizarre plot that feels like it was pulled from thin air to justify making a movie with Alec Baldwin as a suit-wearing baby.

    The thing with The Boss Baby is that it's just too weird. That's not to say that kids' films can't be surreal - look at Up, for example...if you can get though the first ten minutes without passing out due to feels-related dehydration. The Boss Baby is rife with plotholes and oddly jarring moments that don't feel as if they were fully thought through - like the scene where Tim is about to catapult his baby brother from a second storey window. Kinda disturbing, from an adult perspective. But there’s not that much here for kids, either, because a lot of the film’s humour centres around parodies of films that kids won’t have seen. So yeah - I'm not quite sure who this film is for, but it's not for me.

    3) You’ll enjoy this movie if…

    The one thing The Boss Baby does have going for it? It’s a cute story about sibling rivalry that just might help kids come to term with the arrival of a newborn brother or sister.

    4) This movie made me think about…

    Way too much, unfortunately. For instance: Tim’s parents are the marketing managers at Puppy Co, but they don’t own a dog?

    5) Overall rating:


  • Fast Five Review: The Lego Batman Movie

    LegoBatmanBannerThe Lego Batman Movie
    Animated | 2017

    From the team who brought you The Lego Movie comes a new film starring everyone's favourite sarcastic superhero: Lego Batman. The Joker has hatched a maniacal plan to flood the streets of Gotham City with all the meanest, baddest villains of all time...and it just might work! If Batman is going to save the day this time, he’s going to need to get used to something he’s not going to like: teamwork.

    1) Did you like it?

    As someone who really loved The Lego Movie, this film had me a little worried. You know what they say about sequels, right? They’re never as good as the original film? And the thing is, The Lego Batman Movie isn’t quite as good as its predecessor, but it definitely comes very close. And, as far as I’m concerned, a film that’s almost as good as an excellent film is still pretty amazing!

    2) Why?

    Just like the first Lego Movie, this film is ridiculously fun. It's got great characters, hilarious jokes, non-stop action and a cute story. You could say everything about this film is…well, awesome! I won't ramble on - just watch it!

    3) You’ll enjoy this movie if…

    The Lego Batman Movie is packed with genuine, laugh-a-minute humour that’s perfectly suited to adults and kids alike. It’s got something for everyone.

    4) This movie made me think about…

    I have to be honest, this movie was so much fun, I didn’t do that much in the way of thinking – I just sat back and enjoyed the film. Which is exactly what I wanted!

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  • Fast Five Review: Beauty and the Beast

    Beauty and the Beast
    Family | Musical | 2017

    It’s a tale as old as time. Belle, a beautiful young woman from a quiet French village finds herself imprisoned in an enchanted castle, filled with talking (and singing) household objects who were formerly the castle’s staff – and, of course, a towering Beast, doomed to remain beastly forever until he finds true love. Oh, and also, he's a prince. Surely you know the rest? This live-action remake of the animated classic from 1991 boasts an all-star cast as well as new songs and scenes that will delight fans - new and old.

    1) Did you like it?

    Yes. It’s an enjoyable film...but I have a few issues.

    2) Why?

    Why indeed? What's the point of spending squillions of dollars remaking a classic film everyone loves, nearly shot-by-shot? Nostalgia, I guess – already the new version of Beauty and the Beast is the tenth highest-grossing film of all time. But...why? I was under the impression that this would be a more feminist take on the classic tale. Belle invents a washing machine. That's feminist...how, exactly? Sure, there are new additions to the story, including a tacked-on scene to explain what happened to Belle’s mother, but this only introduces new plotholes to a story that - let's be honest - was already full of them.

    beauty-and-beast-2017-1200-1200-675-675-crop-000000However, despite a little awkwardness, and excluding a few clunky scenes, the new version of Beauty and the Beast is a lot of fun. The CGI is beautiful, the songs are as catchy as ever...and the film’s climactic ballroom scene will melt even the heart of a wannabe film critic.

    3) You’ll enjoy this movie if…

    You grew up with the original film on VCR and played it until you knew all the words.

    4) This movie made me think about…

    Nostalgia. Disney are already working on a live action remake of The Lion King. There’s talk that a live action Dumbo (!?) directed by Tim Burton (!?!?!) might be next. Other titles being thrown around online for potential remakes are Mulan, Mary Poppins, Aladdin... I'd love to see Disney spend their resources telling new stories instead. How great was Moana?

    5) Overall rating?

    This was a tricky one to rate...


  • Fast Five Review: Sing (2016)


    2016 | G | Animated

    In a city full of animals, Buster Moon, an optimistic koala, hosts a singing competition in a last-ditch attempt to save his beloved, but crumbling old theatre. From hundreds of auditions, five finalists are selected – a gorilla trying to break free from his dad’s life as a crime lord, an overworked mother of 25 piglets, a punk-rock porcupine, a mouse with giant ego and a shy, young elephant with a severe case of stage fright. Who will win – and how will they react when they find out Buster doesn’t actually have the prize money he promised?

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